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11.06.2025 04:42
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
share office space ...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
How do women feel when they are in love?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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